make me ur wcw
my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”
my chemistry teacher loves to be reminded that he’s famous because of me
Happy 21st birthday to the light in my life. Today, Alexis, my wonderful girlfriend of over a year, is turning 21 on August 24th. On this day, in year 79 Mt Vesuvius erupted and buried Pompeii. You’re more explosive than that, my beautiful darling. On this day, in year 1853, the first potato chips ever were prepared by chef George Crum. That explains so much. On this day, in year 1960, Antarctica set a new world record for lowest temperature at -127°F (-88°C). You are never, ever cold to me and I wish there was any way on Earth to repay you for the kindness and warmth you have shown me. On this day, in 1987, there was an announcement of possible Martian tornadoes. I have no idea what this has to do with you but hey, cool, tornadoes on Mars. On this day, in 1993, you were born. You are 21 years 0 months 0 days, or 252 months 0 days, or 1095 weeks 5 days, or 7,670 days, or 184,080 hours, or 11,044,800 minutes, or 662,688,000 seconds. I love you so much, Alexis. I hope your day is even a quarter of amazing as you are - because if it is, it will be the best day of your life. Happy birthday, angel. You are amazing.
i love when people tag my poems with “fuck” or smthg cause you know that shit hit them hard